Your Prayers Are Just Whispers To The Clouds

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    May 25th, 2012

    pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

    i shit you not

    today in a bookstore a guy came up to me and said, “wanna move this over to the romance section” and i gave an uncomfortable laugh then he was like “or maybe fantasy” and he WINKED

    i replied with “no thanks you look nice though” and i left superfast

    he spent the rest of the day in the mystery section wondering where he went wrong

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    Pedantic Persiflage: The Nick of Time

    pedanticpersiflage:

    I remember being in fourth grade
    riding the bus to school
    just after winter break.

    I asked another kid
    what kind of loot he got
    from Santa Claus,

    and he responded by saying
    fuck Santa Claus.

    I fought back tears
    while he expressed wisdom
    far too reaching
    for a ten year old.

    …

    You never know how nice it is to have a house, until you don’t have one anymore….

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    vashappeninstyles:

    i can never take naps because i end up waking up like 9 hours later and it feels like a century has gone by and i get so confused about my existence 

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    irrel3vantt: Ugh! I hate this

    irrel3vantt:

    Ugh! I hate this

    • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
    • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
    • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"

    mjolkk:

    oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

    i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

    am i a bad person  

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    anywigwilldo: I’ve been saying #2 for years o:

    anywigwilldo:

    I’ve been saying #2 for years o:

    mabeltron3000: snoipahkat: nigga—san: what whoooaaa!!!

    mabeltron3000:

    snoipahkat:

    nigga—san:

    what

    whoooaaa!!!

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    The Small Things: HAVE YOU SEEN HER?

    caniwearyourskin:



    Basically, my boyfriends younger sister Shelby and her friend Kayla ran away from home on Tuesday. Shelby claimed she was going over to Kayla’s house and Kayla’s grandmother was going to pick her up and take her there. However, Kayla stole $560 from her parents. They…

    normal people: so what we get drunk so what we smoke weed, we’re just having fun we don’t care who sees
    me: so what we reblog so what we don’t sleep we’re running a blog we don’t care who sees… unless you’re from school then gtfo

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    When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

    Those fries could be salted with tears

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